December 2011
56 Best/Worst Analogies Written by High School Students →
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“She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.”
“The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.”
“Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe more like a mitten, actually.”
“Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.”
“Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.”
November 2011
“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”
—C.S. Lewis (via laceofpearls)
ambedo
n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life, a mood whose only known cure is the vuvuzela.
